A new monster for Crack!
dAC 11 (slimy mofo), HP 4d10 (22), +3 tongue (1d6+indecision), +0 touch (steal), S 13, ML 9, corporate slime, it only appears human, but it’s a disgusting mockery of one, grey suit and all. It strikes with its tongue while telling some buzzwords that are, actually, meaningless, if you fail a save, on top of 1d6 damage, you waste 1d4 actions due to indecision. It can steal one of your possessions, no save. Wants to exist and own everything.