Ah, the dreaming, the last frontier, the door to the impossible. But sadly, dreams are not real, therefore they leave you with a bittersweet feeling in the morning, they show you what you could but can’t achieve. But it doesn’t have to be like that.
It is rumored that certain oneiromancers have managed to go through the Black Diamond Gates that allow dream objects to be brought into the material world in which most of us live.
This spell allows a Magic-User to instantly get any one item that she could normally carry with her (a weapon, some clothes, food, nothing fancy) just by reaching out, as though the item was in front of her.
The rules for weird magic can be found in either Vaginas Are Magic! or Eldritch Cock, both supplements are free (but you need a DTR account or they will be invisible).
Chaos Magick-User 